Toby Kebbell just killed Vin Diesel’s wife and Vin Diesel. I hope in 20 years, when Vin Diesel is 72, he’s just still playing roles meant for someone who is 25 with no explanation.ġ0:31 a.m.: I have no idea what Vin Diesel’s character is named.ġ0:34 a.m.: Toby Kebbell is dancing to Talking Head’s “Psycho Killer.” My anticipation is paying off.ġ0:36 a.m.: Vin Diesel better run run run run run, run run awaaaaaaaaay…ġ0:37 a.m.: Vin Diesel ignored David Byrne’s warning and did not run away. Anyway, alright, let’s do it…ġ0:25 a.m.: I am irrationally excited to watch Bloodshot but I just realized I have zero idea what this movie is about.ġ0:26 a.m.: I hope it’s a true story about Vin Diesel being hungover yet still having to come into work to film a XXX sequel, or whatever.ġ0:28 a.m.: Vin Diesel is playing just a normal soldier on a combat mission.
As I’m watching my most anticipated movie of the year so far (in context I suppose this is true), I am keeping a running diary. And I started imagining myself having to tell people, “I realize it was foolish, but there was a new Vin Diesel movie and I just had to go.”Īnyway, I’ve had Bloodshot envy for almost two weeks now and today is finally my day. Sadly, at the time, I missed the Bloodshot press screening because it was on the cusp of starting to feel “not safe” to go to a movie theater in Times Square. Bloodshot, a movie starring Vin Diesel that was released in theaters a week and a half ago, is now available to own through many on demand services.
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